Kid: nothing

Friend: its so frustrating

Friend: what am i gonna be?!?!?!?!WE gonna be?!?!

Kid: we like comedy.

Friend: well

Kid: like at the skatepartk todaywe could record that shit

Friend: do you have any idea how many PARODY shirts there are?

Kid: no not parody shirtsi think we should combine blogs

Friend: no.make a different blogwith 2 of us as writers

Friend: whats the blog gonna be about?

Kid: im gunna call it pando

Kid: p and o

Kid: but pronounced pando

Friend: HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA0

Kid: the hard quench

Kid: hagard shit

Friend: spicy cornhole

Friend: red guacamole

Kid: the quench

Friend: qench your drained and thirsty dick

Kid: the swampy quench

Kid: the swamp

Kid: swamps and quench

Kid: swamps and tain

Friend: swampy taint

Kid: quenchful taint

Kid: the painted quench

Friend: taasty taint

Friend: pq

Friend: painted quench

Kid: ok ill talk you later

*** Call ended ***

Friend: weave that fucking mission statement with your fingers

So thats the birth. and our mission statement. just two kids, dreaming to be greater than their peers by creating something new, fresh, different, weird, rebellious,and classy. A beautiful satisfaction...

The Painted Quench