I didn't really know what was gonna happen on my birthday because of me being in college. I usually have some kind of birthday dinner with my family every year. I have never thrown a party before. No one's ever thrown me a party before. Anyways, it was my birthday a few days ago and things were a little different this year...
In my communications class my friend texted me, "dude, it's your birthday, we're going to **** apartment tonight and were gonna get fucked up. He bought rum and a shitload of beer!" I didn't really know what to make of this. I was in a little shock so I simply said "okay."
Fast forward to the evening before my birthday.
I'm not really sure what happened. It's not like I blacked out or anything. There are gaps in my memory. I remember drinking a lot of rum and coke and beer. I remember fucking in my friend's bathroom. I remember playing the guitar. I remember my friends singing happy birthday to me when 12AM hit.
Fast forward to the time I left the apartment.
I don't remember leaving the apartment and I don't remember the car ride back to school. I remember puking heavily in the hallway on the way back to the room. I remember my friend patting my back trying to help me. That person ended up barfing/puking/throwing up as well. I remember feeling as if I wouldn't make it out alive. I had to sleep in my friends room because I had an 8AM the next day and I needed him to wake me up which he did. I woke up and saw a puddle in front of the television. My friend peed on the floor last night. All in all, it was a great birthday.
Fast forward to the night of my actual birthday.
I was high. I was baked. At my school it is customary for people to get thrown into the fountain on their birthdays. I wasn't thrown in yet. Keep in mind that it is January, it was nighttime, and I was high as hell. I was sitting down in my room when I heard a knock on the door. My friend was out side with a bunch of other people who wanted to throw me into the fountain. I honestly begged, pleaded, and moaned. I really tried with all my high effort to not get thrown in. I was ambushed and pushed against my will to the fountain. I was thrown in.
*SPLASH*
The end.
