Hung out with _____ yesterday. let me tell you the story
he texts me
"Come over my house you fuck" or something like that. im like "ok"
so i drive over there and arrive in ______,i dont care. he wont open the door, answer his phone, so i assume he is gone. I text his brother, tells me he is "at home" so im like i dont give a fuck
I open the door.... _____ is sleeping on the floor snoring like a bear. i wake him up once, jump on him. he kind of gets up, goes back to sleep. i wake him up again, talk to him for a little bit. he goes back to sleep. the third time i tell him that i only have an hour thirty to chill, he gets up.
Paolo says "what the fuck why do you keep waking me up? wait, (Friend)?! (friend) is that you"
...
For 15 he thought i was his brother.
'Good times
