Thursday, January 13, 2011

New Board Design

I dont know what the fuck the thing in the middle is, obviously the graphic designer doesnt have a clue how to design. 3 solid black lines would have sufficed. But all the art work is our own original stuff. Later i will post instructions on how to get a customized board like this. Cuz god knows i dont have the means to do this shit, although its absolutely wonderful.

three day weekend is coming up, so all you ballers and bitches can go to the park on MLK day and drink forties, pinch butts and squeeze out your photos to put on facebook so all your homegirls can get jealous of how big yo titties are. There are times in the library when ill see people hunched over a laptop, slobbering over a beautiful girls photo. click click click, and then they will turn back and see me staring back at them, they growl.

you should try out this drink
Jägermeister
Ginger Ale
Red Bull
Lime
I like to call it, the Bull Hunter's Jizz. Its a hefty drink thats nice and thick but sweet and tangy. When you first start drinking it, you tell yourself "oh dude this is really good and it tastes fantastic!" but later on when you are having your last sip, that hunter sneeks behind those bushes with a bullet with the letters D.R.U.N.K. inscribed in it waiting to shoot you in the fucking head. than you get up


BAM!
Homie you better go home.
Hits all the right places, and when girls want a sip, you tell em HELL NO . because only a man can drink a Bull Hunter's Jizz.
and as my cohort likes to say....
Male Domination makes the world go round

But dont get too caught up because vaginas will smack you in the face when you least expect it with child birth and shit. So dont fuck around, but seriously have a good weekend

-TPQ