Sunday, November 20, 2011

joke of the day


A sad judge one day saunters into the courtroom, says to the prosecutor: "make me a White Russian today is going to be a hard day".
The prosecutor goes to the defendant, squeezes his utter, pouring the milk into a cup than goes over to the Russian Witness and pours in some Voldka
than reaches into his trousers to reveal a bottle of Kahlua.
Gently stirs the cup and looks to the judge and tells him

"The Titty bar is closed, but the party is still going"

refresh yourself