"this is zeke, off of the beat bumpers block party. have a great night and happy birth day to Teddy"
this morning after she left my room, gabe woke me back up and told me
"Check your phone you got like 6 calls from me, its time to go to the game dude"
Thats how it is.
We drove with the homie, when he turned his head back to give me slaps his eyelashes got exaggerated through the sun. slowly dipped up to see the road ahead of us.
the car unlocked and Gabe took the first step out of the car, with dirty vans and a bottle of voldka in his hand. We mixed drinks in the parking lot of the A's game clowning out, having a great time. Being kids right. I offered the ticket checker a bite of my sandwich but he didnt want that shit, especially cuz it had jelly in it. Devon doesnt fuck with the jelly, but I do.
I wore a jean shirt, my jean shirt. I wear that shit with my chest out so I can show the world God's gift of a hairy chest. close your eyes little ones
I got these dope ass shoes and khaki pants, which gabe usually matches with me.
SO what? we roll like bosses. I took a single photo outside of the stadium, straight chilling
I didnt smile, I feel that shit in my heart, not on my face
From the corner of my ear i heard Kern Prehtty Rihkki saying something like
"Tell that bitch she can lick the better side of my taint, if she doesnt get out of that seat"
She definitely heard his plead. and she moved her ass. she wasnt even that hot. Teddy was laughing his ass off. I never seen that man so happy. I never saw so many fat people in one place. Swear lord... what the hell are American's doing to themselves. The god damn security guard could barely walk up the stairs he was so damn fat.
I wonder if he could wipe his ass. if he cant than I would gladly find some one as obese as him to do him the favor. help a brother out.
But the Yankees won. whatever, have fun guys.. probably one of the best games ive ever been to
And to all you Santa Clara students.
I want to get the fuck out of here
