AKA Phil
philerup, let us all give great applause and fuck for this man here whose dream is sought after by many, but replicated by nun. may I proudly present to you the link:
What you will find when you click on the link is vector based art work. Now i know what you may be thinking... "you really mean victor based art work" (originating by nature from the essence of victor) but i shit you not, you are a dumb ass if you thought that. Shut up go to college, read some books, work a desk job, fuck a pregnant lady, till you end up in a grave. whatever you do, at some point in your life you have to slow down at a snails pace and really take a look at things that go on around you. Now on the site's disclaimer, it says that he was inspired by a saying about a snail that had changed his life forever.
I say
Snails go damn slow, and if you step on them on purpose.... consider yourself an enemy of mine. In fact if you put salt on a snail or eat them to gross out the little girls, or snort coke off of their shells, i will consider you a travesty... what the fuck.
on a lighter note, south pasadena is still something like the Shire in Lord of the Rings. Fuck you bilbobaggins... more like dildosaggins